Would not it be nice if spontaneous sex happened in real life as it did in the movies? You know, when you can actually start pulling clothes in a moment of passion and get right to it ... with zero stress? Unfortunately, we have too many pre-sexual rituals preferred for that kind of impulsive sex to go completely free of worries. We much prefer when we have time to do these things (though never admit it publicly):
1. whip underwear that never sees the light of day game
And then struggle to decide if you're going to use uncomfortably under clothing for the entire date or keep it in your bag so you can put it in the bathroom before the action.
2.-shave or wax, or shave-All
You'll leave the unruly hair later released, but sometimes you just want to be smooth, dammit.
3. ... or dry shaving in the bathroom awkwardly just before
This is what happens when you try to be spontaneous. To remember their woolly mammoth legs and surreptitiously end landscaping with his razor on the pretext of "cool".
4. To Hack Job Tidy up your room to appear as a member of the functioning of society
You will not deep clean your apartment or anything, but it will throw all his scattered clothes, embarrassing trinkets and trash in your closet to keep up appearances. And make your bed, I guess.
5. Give yourself a thorough inspection down there
Of course, you know rationally that the vulva is going to look exactly the same as it did last time, but if someone will be in your business, you will give again before him.
6. Preparation of a playlist
Are you going to leave your destination attractive to the gods shuffle time and accidentally bumping uglies end to Taylor Swift or something? No way.
7. Pee, obviously
Who wants to be an accidental squirter? You do not.
8. Guard what you eat all day pre-Sex
If you're going to be getting busy that night, avoid gas-producing foods induce and high sodium content is more or less compulsory for peace of mind.
9. Checks smell everywhere
Catching a breath of his armpits as you pull down sexily is a form-and art are a teacher.
10. consider doing something drastic down there
Aerosols, showers, anything to make sure you are fresh and clean. But then just wash it like a normal person, because their female parts are sensitive.
11. Check your mind if you used birth control as Directed Lately
Even if you are never the most meticulous person, imminent sex set your mind into high gear.
12. Give yourself a word of encouragement in the bathroom mirror
You're there peeing and brushing teeth, anyway. You can also tell yourself that you are a sexy beast is about to get some serious head. Or at least practice your burn for a minute.